half lacked

Feeling not quite right but normal enough to make it through your day. Somethings just not quite right.

Ken didn't take his morning meds, so he felt half lacked all day.

by Kenbo 337 September 27, 2025

Half-blowtorch

To suck one off.

I half-blowtorch’d my boyfriend last night. He’s gonna be wildin’ at work today.

by BigC123Bum October 24, 2025

half-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's grandchild.

My half-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.

"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."

by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022

half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

half-third-cousin

1- Half-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common with other living beings.

Half-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

half-cousin

Parent's half-sibling's child; the relative who has with the other person only one grandparent in common, but parents are different.

My half-cousin is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021