square egg

An egg that is pushed so god damn hard that it is forced into an square like shape.
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.

Also another insult for calling someone gay
by ILikeFerrets March 21, 2018
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evil egg

- noun: an egg so rotten that it turned sentient and evil.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.
as a noun - "Jesus Christ! Why is there an evil egg on the kitchen counter!?"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"
by The evil hamster October 30, 2023
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Egg rupted

having lack of bitches cuz this dumbass aswell got no fucking bitches kys i swear 0 FUCKING BITCHES NOR BRAINCELLS I SWEAR THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT BUYS A BURGER JUST TO SMELL THE AIR AND USE THE BUNS FOR DICK SEASONING
Egg rupted stfu
by unfunny sus March 29, 2022
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cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.
Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"
by Mcribbles May 31, 2022
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Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö
Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs
by Stefantastic November 24, 2021
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Egg Dipping

When a male takes his testicles and shoves them vigorously into a woman’s vagina or mans asshole, he then pops them back out and puts them back in repeatedly.
Matt: Hey babe you wanna try egg dipping again tonight?
Meghann: Yes omg I love when you put your singular testicle in me and repeatedly pull it out and put it back in.

Matt: Alright babe get ready, my ball is extra swollen tonight. You’re in for a treat.
by BeastialitySupporter September 23, 2019
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mega egg

When you find a giant egg in amongst lots of little eggs.
Guy 1: WOW LOOK AT THIS EGG!
Guy 2: MAN, THATS A MEGA EGG!
by milkshake99 July 01, 2011
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