October 3

if you were born on October 3rd you are most beautiful person walking the earth, you are probably hot, you are sarcastic,some people think you are Psycho and you are bad bitch

oh look its person who is born on October 3rd, they are so hot and scary

by Littlepotatofries November 22, 2021

October 36th

The day before No Nut November not November 1st, so make the most of the day.

Jimmy: Did you nut on the first day of November.

Dave:No I didn’t it’s October 36th.

by Froomper November 1, 2021

October 28

Nationale Kiss your girlfriend day. You have to give your girlfriend at least 10 kisses.

Girl 1: can i have a kiss
Girl 2: of course
Girl 1: now you have to give me 10 kisses bcs its October 28

by Ditto_01 November 3, 2021

October 38th

National kiss a homie on the lips day

Hayden: bro, I could kiss you on the lips right now

Julio: you can it’s October 38th and its no homo

by Winterpickles November 7, 2021

october 26th

this day is kurapika church day!!
the day where u worship our lord and savior kurapika! also the Anniversary of the best server in the world!

p1: bro its october 26th
p2: AKAKU AKAKU

by damnitkillua November 7, 2021

October 38th

National kiss your homie on the lips day

Julio: bro, I could kiss you on the lips right now
Hayden: you can it’s October 38th so it’s no homo

by Winterpickles November 7, 2021

No Cock October

where you can not touch your cock even if you need to pea, and if you do then there is only one consequence....piss on your own shoes

bro 1: AYO

bro 2: yo
bro 1: i touched my cock today dude
bro2: dude...its no cock october! YOU DIDN'T FORGET DID YOU!?
bro 1: oh COME ON
bro 2: gimme your shoes

by Jaggy42069 September 9, 2021