quick nut 

quick nut: the speedy release of sexual tension without the purpose of sexual gratification but release of tension itself

Man, I don't care if I fuck or jerk off, but I need a quick nut before the big proposal so I can concentrate on the presentation.

quick nut by TooSick4U December 21, 2009

douche nut 

complete retard, ignorant annoying person, douche bag

I cant believe how lame you are, your such a douche nut.

douche nut by T-Mase December 14, 2005

Finna Nut 

1. A synonym for, ‘Bust a Nut’

2. In the moment before one ejaculates

I was finna nut just looking at this girls thicc ass!

Finna Nut by Dank Phrase Provider May 6, 2018

butt nut 

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.

When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.

butt nut by Al January 24, 2003

phantom nut 

The phantom nut is derived from banging a chick in the ass and faking the most extreme orgasm. During the fake, you spit a loogie on her back, hence "fantom nut". the female then thinks You are done. When she turns around to kiss you, the phantom nut appears. the assailant Yells and spooges in her eye.

jack gave holly a phantom nut...

phantom nut by sqwiggy February 17, 2007

busting a nut 

in the act of cumming or producing semen. usually occurs while jerking off.

boy 1: dude I busted the fattest nut last night to that hot girl Kathryn
boy 2: busting a nut just makes me more calmed down bro

busting a nut by buster nutter June 3, 2020

chuckle nut 

someone behaving with retarded like qualities.

She is being such a chuckle nut.

chuckle nut by jeanie3296 August 7, 2006