Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
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69 years later.. mum where's dad
Dad.. funking kill yourself you 4 year old ill gladly take you to the golden gate bridge little dick brain
69 years later.. mum where's dad
Dad.. funking kill yourself you 4 year old ill gladly take you to the golden gate bridge little dick brain
by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023
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He always has an excuse or plays the victim. He allows you to strip to help support the family, and flirts with all your coworkers. When you get a legit job, find an apartment, and get insurance for the children, he refuses to pay, moves in with his mom, and gets a job paid under the table , avoiding to pay government taxes. Allows his mom to pay half the tuition of his children for private school, while you pay the rest. He Spends his money on drinks at the bar every night. But never buys a drink for anyone but himself. He runs around talking gossip about others that is not true, as well he lies and tells people he loves them in the same breath. He speaks badly about his childrens mom and his own mom. He never apologizes. Rarely follows through on promises. Incredibly cheap except when it comes to him.
He always has an excuse or plays the victim. He allows you to strip to help support the family, and flirts with all your coworkers. When you get a legit job, find an apartment, and get insurance for the children, he refuses to pay, moves in with his mom, and gets a job paid under the table , avoiding to pay government taxes. Allows his mom to pay half the tuition of his children for private school, while you pay the rest. He Spends his money on drinks at the bar every night. But never buys a drink for anyone but himself. He runs around talking gossip about others that is not true, as well he lies and tells people he loves them in the same breath. He speaks badly about his childrens mom and his own mom. He never apologizes. Rarely follows through on promises. Incredibly cheap except when it comes to him.
He is such a DEADBeat DAD for telling everyone at the bar how he is so great for being a sperm doner.
by YzAss February 21, 2023
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