national make out with female day

national make out with female day falls on May 21-22

tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out day! i’m going to get my tongue ready! tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out with female day! i’m going to get my tongue ready!

by deidara uchiha May 20, 2021

Masturbation will make you go blind

Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.

Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind

by Yourwrongangel November 3, 2020

Make Like Pig Latin and Amscray

To escape from a certain place as quickly as one's legs can carry them.

A pun on Pig Latin, since Amscray is the Pig Latin version of Scram.

"Zoinks!" yelled Shaggy, "This place is haunted! Let's make like Pig Latin and Amscray!"

by GallopingSausage November 15, 2018

does this shirt make me look fat

yes

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"

by mike lemon May 3, 2009

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity

I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.

by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020

just tell em were making ramen

when the cops pull up to your vehicle and ask why its hella smokey..... just tell em were making ramen!

cops: why is it hella smokey?
me: just tell em were making ramen!

by sheramen October 2, 2016

I'm Making Fucking Mac N Cheese

when you're making mac n cheese and nobody can stop you.

Broly: I'M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP M-

by AnonymousOof June 4, 2019