Mad Realities

A reality in which things are a little more mad than usual. It may feel like you are entering an alternate universe.

Damn, I can't believe Elon Musk is buying Twitter. Mad Realities, man.

by LeannTheSexTherapist April 28, 2022

if I’m mad and I start laughing RUN

“If I’m mad and I start laughing RUN” can be used in two different ways, someone might say it to joke around OR
A UwU susy Baka girl/boy might say if someone makes them mad.

UwU:I LUV mha!!! :3 :p
Person 1:bro shut up you have said that at least 3 times WE ALL KNOW
UwU: hey! You should never t say that you might make me sad🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Person 2: yo person 1 isn’t wrong and plus what are you gonna do about it?
UwU:if I’m mad and I start laughing RUN *starts laughing*

by Bb_gurlllll July 07, 2023

Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw

After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.

by BARBARAH January 06, 2022

doing the Two Mad

Leaving Overwatch and Discord running for days while not answering to messages. Leaving others befuddled on your well-being.

Person 1: Have you heard of Nick?
Person 2: No, but I saw on Discord he's doing the Two Mad

by urban_s1ln February 27, 2024

textual madness

The feeling you get when someone stops texting you right after you send a soul bearing text.

Omg! I just texted Kevin that I'm breaking up with Charlie and I'm in love with him, but he hasn't respond for like twenty minutes! I am in textual madness right now!

by Kimified September 30, 2014

mad nutted

When someone looks ugly as shit!

Guy 1: Damn you look mad nutted!
Guy 2: 😢

by Big Dick Reynini February 16, 2017

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022