Milk Carton Mugshot.

The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.

Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.

by whitechapel June 29, 2009

dish of skim milk

An 18th century insult meaning your weak

Your a dish of skim milk

by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016

Milk Dud’s Law

A law stating that, if encountered, a bald headed black man shall be slapped on the head quickly yet firmly

Person 1: You see that bald guy over there, you know Milk Dud’s Law, right?
Person 2: yeah, I do, let’s get this guy

by da koala June 23, 2020

finish your milk

when you smash a fat come and you leave the some smoke in the bong

person 1: hey watch me smash this fat cone bro
Person 2: okay i will
Person 1: *Smashes sick cone*
Person 2: bro that was sick as
person 3 outta no where: aye atleast finish your milk

by Stoned cunt 420 February 1, 2021

other 99% of milk

A way to combat the fearsome ruling in the milk community: some believe that the other 98% of milk is the rarest object in the game, but it is clear that those mortals who follow such beliefs have the brain of a "dumb person" (a human who believes in the rarity of the other 98% of milk).

Dumb Person: The other 98% of milk is so rare!
Intelligent Human: Nah bro, you must not have heard of the other 99% of milk.

by the man with milk May 23, 2020

dish of skim milk

An 18th century insult meaning your weak

Your a dish of skim milk

by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016

Milk Dud Deluxe

A tray of rat and bunny droppings served for dinner and dinner alone along with a side of smuggled sweetarts. Feces contains psychedelic mushrooms usually.

Josh:I just ate the biggest platter of Milk Dud Deluxe ever. By the way, is that a golden llama on your head?

Katrina:Dude, you should've shared. And no, no it is not. It's known as an alpaca.

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010