Magic Milk Cheeks

the act of jizzing on your best friends cheeks while he or she is asleep.

"I can't wait for tonight and make my best friend, Winston, some magic milk cheeks."

by 4Bros August 4, 2013

Milk Bag Buff

A form of giving boob sex where the breasts are moved out of unison, alternating the left and right breast in circular motions creating a "wax on, wax off" pattern.

Alternately, having sex with a Canadian package of bagged milk, though not as enjoyable.

"she had her boobs in her hands tossing them up and down... I think she was practicing for that milk bag buff she's been promising me"
"dude, you are so lucky! she has such great milk bags!"

by WifeyKnowsBest September 12, 2011

Skamokawa Milk Shot

All of your uncle dads and hot step brothers gather in a circle just off East Valley Road and make themselves cum only by milking their prostate, meaning no hands on their penis at any time during the milking process. Everyone shoots their gunk at the shot glass their Aunt Patsy won at a Bingo in '87 & the last one to self milk has to take the shot before the neighbor's sex toy/pet Opossum gets to it.

Hey Cletus! Uncle pap-pap just blew the shoe horn for everyone to meet up for the Skamokawa Milk Shot. Bring your butt tool.

by ryandainjur November 4, 2021

Lon Lon Milk

A drink containing THC that will get you high asf. This drink is made by boiling bongs in milk so the resin will dissolve into the milk. This is usually done by desperate people.

"Hey after we smoke the rest of this bowl, would you like to make a gallon of lon lon milk?"

by Rub3rpu3r June 8, 2021

gone to get the milk

When ur dad has sadly disappeared

"Yo weres your dad? " "ahhhh hes gone to get the milk bro"

by Ecpixles November 8, 2022

Drinking Lion's Milk

You built up some courage for yourself and are now acting up.

What is wrong with you acting like that? Have you been Drinking Lion's Milk or something?

by Hov Na December 25, 2020

finish your milk

when you smash a fat come and you leave the some smoke in the bong

person 1: hey watch me smash this fat cone bro
Person 2: okay i will
Person 1: *Smashes sick cone*
Person 2: bro that was sick as
person 3 outta no where: aye atleast finish your milk

by Stoned cunt 420 February 1, 2021