King Ruffles42

a kid that has a bowl cut, has lots of freakles over his face and makes you wont to punch baybies in the face.

guy1: hey look at that King Ruffles42 over there.
guy2: " punch's a baybe in the face"

by Tyler77189 October 9, 2008

Rube king

A gay bald sexy egg looking ass humptydumpty wannabe that’s played the gayest console in the world ps4 and he likes to go down in waffle baby and also sexy old man ginger boy

Oh look at the rube king he’s gonna go dick down big baby waffle baby

by Rubenisbigdaddy February 25, 2019

King's Syndrome

when you start finding people attractive that you normally wouldn't because the school you attend is so small. The only cure is to go home for Summer, Spring, or Winter break.

"He must have King's Syndrome."
"I thought she was attractive, but it was just King's Syndrome."
"I had to go home to cure my King's Syndrome."

by kingsrep April 18, 2010

Queef king

a noun, of a male whom is the king of all Queefs women make, often to give a title of a transsexual, or both genders, of which they too may Queef, making them superior are the rightful king of Queefs as no woman can.

" ellie i am the king of queefs hear me man flarp", "and my name is Queef king emma"

by luke brunyee May 15, 2009

King of Town

An enormously fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town, U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.

Listen,*cough*, "your highness". We're about to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.

Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.

No you're not.

by Stiffy February 14, 2004

kottonmouth kings

a rap group consists of a bunch of skinny white guys covered with tattoos. They do a lot of hand motions in their music videos, look like they're going to grab your penis through the screen. It's also the new age white trash redneck music.

I am listening to kottonmouth kings because I'm stupid.

by Vide October 27, 2005

pr0n^king

The king of pr0n..
A sexy beast of a man.

Yo, pr0n.. how ya doin'?

by Anonymous Alcoholic August 15, 2003