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haves

A dumb and annoying artsyish Libra. (Hah-Vey-Ss)
by Aylra May 21, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>You Have Been Moisted Been Have You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>You Have Been Moisted Been Have You<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>You Have Been Moisted Been Have You<.7.9.7.6.>
by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 28, 2025
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Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023
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If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore
If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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Haves

A word dumbasses use when they don’t know how to spell has these are the kind of people to fail an English class despite it being their 1st language
Person1: Did you hear Gerald haves chlamydia?
Person2: it’s has you fucking idiot
by Dominique Wilkins January 17, 2022
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Having a JFK

When you haven't been feeling the pot, and you close your eyes and get hit by all of it at once.
Person A: Hey man, I'm not really feeling this shit.
Person B: Oh, yeah?
Person A: Yeah, man. *closes eyes and leans back* Bro... I just felt it all at once.
Person B: Oh, sick, you're having a JFK!
by Harena November 8, 2019
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