cock lozenge

An arcane sexual maneuver, in which a man inserts his dangler into his partner's mouth just before orgasm and allows the semen to run down his partner's throat, coating the esophagus with luscious man-sauce. Though the "Afghani Ricola," as it was originally called, originated in underground clubs in Kabul, it has found its way into experimental alternative medicine as a treatment for chronic esophagitis.

With the exponentially increase prescription drug cost, many low-income seniors have turned to cock lozenges to treat chronic throat conditions.

by Boris Svetlana August 22, 2006

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cock level

the point at which someone turns into an asshole after consuming a certain amount of alcohol.

" Gee what the fuck is up with Paul"
" Dude he's cock level!"

by Neil stan August 29, 2006

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Cock Stormcock

A term used in naming Ulfric Stormcloak's penis.,and is the cause of many female(or homosexual) Skyrimmers joining the Stormcocks-I mean,Stormcloaks.
I believe it originated in the Skyrim kink meme,brought up by anon.
(all examples are used courtesy of Skyrim kink meme)

'Ulfric's cock has its own surname-Cock Stormcock.'
'Make it quick;Ulfric's cock is very busy.'
'The Thalmor consider Ulfric’s cock an asset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.'
'Ulfric's cock is so glorious that whenever he comes his cock shouts FUS RO DAH!'

by Anita Sidomn April 11, 2012

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Cock booger

Dried up semen that is sticking on the cock.

I had a cock booger and it hurt when I pulled it off.

by fuck does it matter January 26, 2008

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flat cocking

The act of two women (lesbian or not) sitting across from each other with their legs spread open and sideways, allowing for full contact of their vagina to one another. Once in contact, they begin rubbing/grinding themselves against the other's vagina. Not entirely unlike the act of using a two-headed dildo and coming all the way together, only this does not involve a dildo.

My dyke neighbors would probably spend a romantic evening flat cocking each other, since they were too poor to buy a dildo or strap-on.

I can't believe nobody has heard of the term "flat cocking"

by RDSTUD September 21, 2007

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