Clown

Taylor Swift fans who think that Taylor Swift will do something at a certain time and they are wrong.

We swifties really were clowning around thinking that Taylor Swift was gonna do something on New Year’s Eve.

by Bi swiftie for life January 1, 2023

Clown

verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term.

noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning

Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice".
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV

by vehicularbitch January 7, 2023

Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.

"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.

by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018

Piper clown

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability

My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.

by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018

Clown Tail

When you fart and laugh as you pass a group of passerby’s

He clown tailed me with a grin

by BigMr.Pick October 10, 2018

clown pants

When someone goes outside wearing ridiculously baggy pants. This is especially the case when they are red, but most importantly baggy and worn by an idiot. This look originates from the sugar-hoe-gang. If you come across one of these creatures, do not try to run away because he is probably on the track team and will catch you. The only course of action is to try to make a musically with him. This will deter him for long enough that you will be able to make an escape.

Corinne : "yo do you see that dude in them pants???"
Tasha: "Yeah, I think his name is edward, he is rockin some clown pants right now"
Corinne: "Ohhhh, that's what they are called, yeah... he does look like a clown."
Tasha: "clap along, if you feel like happiness is the truth"
Corinne: "word"

by Ian Benardo99 October 11, 2018

Clown-Pawn

Unwanted stuff from the end of a relationship. Including robots, crap spaceships, one wheeled cars and meaningless sciences.

Getting rid of the clown-pawn allowed me to establish a new and more meaningful relationship.

by freespark October 26, 2018