An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.
My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.
by Clars800 September 12, 2020
Get the Smash Burger Denialmug. (He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019
Get the Mr. Burgermug. "Hey look at all the burgers he is eating!!!
He must be a Briss-Burger"
*They then jump in the air and waddle their arms like a T-Rex and say Briiiiiiissss Buuuuuuurrrrrgeerrrrr*
He must be a Briss-Burger"
*They then jump in the air and waddle their arms like a T-Rex and say Briiiiiiissss Buuuuuuurrrrrgeerrrrr*
by fagbag768 November 15, 2013
Get the briss-burgermug. “That guy is so sweet but he really has nothing going on in his head.”
“Yeah it’s ok he’s just a munch burger”
“Yeah it’s ok he’s just a munch burger”
by austinlover69 June 1, 2023
Get the munch burgermug. by Burgerfactsyo September 7, 2018
Get the Burgermug. Partially or undigested sesame seeds in your shit, usually after eating a burger. Really differentiates the experience of burger shits from ordinary meat shits.
by Il Senza Preteze July 9, 2022
Get the Burger shrapnelmug. Away one can get a fix if they find the right person with the drug they want. They make a burger and give the person with the drugs a blow job while they eat the burger.
by Tounge puncher October 2, 2022
Get the blow burgermug.