When you make your spouse or girlfriend squirt and you put in a Bowl. You then proceed to drizzle it over the both of you. She then proceeds to drink the remainder of the liquid off the ground.
by Neo Balls February 09, 2022
A woman who has slept with a lot of guys, giving her the same level of appeal as rented footwear that an uncountable number of strangers have put their stinky ass feet in before you.
I broke up with my girlfriend Dawn when I found out she was a bowling shoe.
Dont sleep with her dude. You have no idea how many guys have been in that bowling shoe.
Dont sleep with her dude. You have no idea how many guys have been in that bowling shoe.
by JSBII December 21, 2020
The act of filling a woman's navel with ejaculated semen. Eating with a spoon is entirely optional and if said woman were to do so one should propose marriage immediately because she's a keeper.
by Stevief150 July 07, 2015
by Pokshimin October 15, 2020
This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap February 19, 2016
by bruhsoupandyo December 04, 2022