The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.
Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
by JBC is life September 24, 2021
Get the Jesus Boob Cultmug. by SpyingSquirrel January 15, 2021
Get the Under-boob-facemug. 
Boob lobster is when a person uses his/her feet to grope a woman's boobies, just like a lobster's claws.
by fapstar 420 March 11, 2014
Get the boob lobstermug. by Jay jay potata August 7, 2014
Get the Boob cliffmug. The distance from the centerline of the nipple to the lowest point of the swing circle (arc) of a woman's breast. Units of measure are nipple Meters or nM. Boob draft affects the righting moment of the breasts when in full, synchronized swing. Too much boob draft is considered "low hanging fruit".
by Pierced69 December 19, 2021
Get the Boob Draftmug. 