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beansing 

To beans out is to;

a) mistype/misspell/misinterpret any english or other language within any form of electronic communication. eg. email, sms, facebook, telegraph etc
b) completely miss (ie. oblivious to) a significant topic of discussion within the emails
c) unleash an inner against towards any and all females after * amount of alcohol
d) turn rabid at the potential for any kind of female sexual activity (eg. to howl like a wolf when a car of girls flashing drives past you on the way home from the cricket)
e) spiral into a frenzy/uncontrollable rage/fit at the possibility of spiderhole action
f) all of the above
- Fucking wow, Oli, beans out harder cunt.
- You totally beans'd that, cunt.
- Yeah, he's been beansing out all week.
beansing by jaselol January 14, 2010

bean and ricer 

Going down 101 today I caught a fleet of bean and ricers.
bean and ricer by mundermensch December 24, 2004

Bean Squeeze. 

To squeeze someone's head when they have a Headache.
"Come give me a bean squeeze."

Youre being so mean.
i wanna squeeze your bean.
make you loosen up, its not like a fuck.
its just a bean squeeze.
uh uh.
a bean squeeze."
Bean Squeeze. by trosan January 19, 2009

Bean Dipper 

Where a white man/woman has sex with a Hispanic man/woman
Dude don't fuck her . Didn't you hear that shes a bean dipper?
Bean Dipper by stormtroop1488 April 23, 2017

bean john 

An idiot or a silly person the other definition is not true
Wow that kid is being a bean John
bean john by Cool guy tobey January 22, 2018

Bean Spirit Burger 

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with beans
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bean Spirit Burger, you should try it!"