by vogonalover May 19, 2014
Get the Turtle nuts mug.Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025
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Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.
Reggie:
Bett.
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.
Reggie:
Bett.
by Orlandu July 14, 2020
Get the Turtling mug.Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell
by Healefty November 26, 2017
Get the Turtle necking mug.Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.
No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?
by LtChaser December 14, 2021
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Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012
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