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get out of hell FREE card? YAY?
by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 21, 2022
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Free Willy

When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.
*un zips pants at aquarium* places balls upright on glass... ' FREE WILLY'
by Veronica11 August 23, 2016
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Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo
I was bored so I started free-birding
by Kux July 9, 2025
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Free Trophys

Sammy is free trophys
by Jimmothy Howardith April 14, 2022
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Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
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Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.
I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!
by philthebomb July 21, 2016
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A Free China

“A Free China” refers to a Mandarin and Cantonese speaking country The Republic of China called Taiwan. Taiwan is not a part of China, is its own country. Taiwan the democratic republic government and China the communist dictatorship government. Taiwan is 94% 100 free since the United States is 84% 100 in 2025 by Freedom House.
I have went to a free China. Since there is China and Taiwan, the communist China and the Free Democratic China. Since Xi Jinping became dictator of China since 2009, and dictator for life.
by The Red China August 20, 2025
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