Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.

My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.

by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025

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Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.

Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.

by Shuaman April 21, 2020

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The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.

“My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020

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Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.

Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.

by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021

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Turtleing

When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.

Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.

No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.

by Ginglife March 1, 2015

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