Fantasy Pooping

The act of updating/checking your Fantasy football team while pooping.

David added Steve Smith to his lineup while fantasy pooping yesterday.

by JiggaMan321 September 27, 2010

squeem poop

When you sent your dog to poop in enemy territory that is called "squeem poop".

I put your squeem poop in my mouth.

by JimmyJoeb September 09, 2007

poop hypnosis

when your mesmerized by the smell and sound of others pooping

lee had total poop hypnosis while visiting his friend ronni, he couldn't move from the outside of the bathroom door.

by nnylrehteah September 21, 2008

Mean Poop

A poop that is mean

Someone: Sophia, why are you such a mean poop?
Sophia: Idk.

by Sugardoodles May 17, 2018

Grandfather Poops

The hot, uncontrollable poops you have the day after a long night of drinking.

That large consumption of Jack Daniels last night gave me the grandfather poops. It's hard for me to sit down after that one.

by ggntjs September 10, 2009

Poop Swoop

When a buddy named Mason, swipes an iowa students poop as it dangles out of the poop chute. It is a rather risky task.

Dude that fratbrochill just pulled off the poop swoop, what a brave man!!!

by Kasbrochilligans March 02, 2012

poop-a-loop

something to say to fill in the awkward silence when u dont want to talk to the person talking to you.

Man: how was your day?
Woman: poop-a-loop (shrug)
Man: true

by cahills sunrise April 13, 2008