Texas

A state of being stuck in which one has no ability to speak and therefore utters only the name of The Lonestar State.

Julie was in texas mode as a result of the mass quantity of chardonnays she ingested.

by Daddyrenzo November 3, 2021

Texas Pipeline

n: the act of inducing sexual pleasure while prairie dogging.

Karissa likes to perform a Texas Pipeline to relax after a hard days work.

by dragonpipe November 5, 2021

Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.

Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*

by mr eckert September 9, 2021

Texas 6-pack

A six-pack of beer but each is 16 fluid ounces instead of the typical 12.

I'm not even sure if it's just a Texas or southern thing but it's the perfect amount to catch a vibe.

"Man, after a Texas 6-pack I'd be down to eat anything."

by All3y_C4t September 25, 2021

texas rolling pin

When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.

Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin”
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*

by Stebone69 September 30, 2021

Texas joust

Two erect men compete with there dicks in a bare bottom joust of the penis until one becomes limp. The winner then get the spoiles. (possibly a woman)

I completed in a Texas joust to win the heart of my woman.

by Mmballs October 4, 2021

University of North Texas

Safe Way To Say The Word 'Cunt'. It is used as it is C-UNT, UNT being University of North Texas.

Person 1: "Ugh. He is such a University of North Texas."

by Fezguy002 October 5, 2021