Jed was having second thoughts about attending a proud boys rally, but after his afternoon white power nap, he was ready to march and riot with the best of them.
by MeowMixEpicurean January 16, 2023
Used only when you see a girl so ugly she causes you to stop whatever it is that you are doing and respond with this phrase. Not used everyday but only in emergency situations.
James: Dang that gurl is nice
Pat: Did you see them legs on that fine gurl..
James: Oh god dont look!
Pat: Wat?
(Ugly chick abnormally saunters by)
Pat: OOOOOH! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! AWAY DEMON! BEGGORAAAH!
Pat: Did you see them legs on that fine gurl..
James: Oh god dont look!
Pat: Wat?
(Ugly chick abnormally saunters by)
Pat: OOOOOH! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! AWAY DEMON! BEGGORAAAH!
by Pat and James February 01, 2006
Any living creature whose ignorance exceeds mortal bounds, also, it works nicely if they have rockets taped to their back.
Nails work too.
Nails work too.
by Alexander Clark May 24, 2008
When no matter what the problem maybe, you just keep on trooping to get a man excited or to keep going until, finally, after hours of getting humped you nut off.
Erika IS the 4 hour power house.
S: wow that was great!
E: uh! we're not finished (so she proceeds to help him get it up)
S: i'm really sorry this never happened to me before.
E: yea i'm sure. Your a waste of time. (Storms off, pissed)
E: Behold the power of a sweed (what she's thinking)
S: wow that was great!
E: uh! we're not finished (so she proceeds to help him get it up)
S: i'm really sorry this never happened to me before.
E: yea i'm sure. Your a waste of time. (Storms off, pissed)
E: Behold the power of a sweed (what she's thinking)
by Zebra#1 March 27, 2008
The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.
"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "
by El Cappy "Power Jack" Morgan January 17, 2021
by phat-beatsies December 23, 2018
The 2021 Texas Power Crises was a mass scale power outage that occurred throughout most of Texas from February 10th-20th. This outage was caused by several winter storms and ultimately caused 5 million Texans to lose power, for days or even weeks.
After the event, it is thought that at least 111 people died (mainly from Carbon Monoxide Poisoning and Hypothermia). Furthermore, the storm caused anywhere from 195-295 billion dollars in damage, making it the deadliest disaster in Texas’s History.
While the cause of this disaster was the Snow Storm, many believe that ERCOT, an organization that manages Texas’s electric grid, was responsible. They point out how ERCOT was negligent of the situation as they took few precautions prior to the storm. Either way, however, the impacts of what occurred are still ongoing as some Texans (as of April 14th) are without power.
After the event, it is thought that at least 111 people died (mainly from Carbon Monoxide Poisoning and Hypothermia). Furthermore, the storm caused anywhere from 195-295 billion dollars in damage, making it the deadliest disaster in Texas’s History.
While the cause of this disaster was the Snow Storm, many believe that ERCOT, an organization that manages Texas’s electric grid, was responsible. They point out how ERCOT was negligent of the situation as they took few precautions prior to the storm. Either way, however, the impacts of what occurred are still ongoing as some Texans (as of April 14th) are without power.
Bob: “Remember that terrible outage in Texas during CoVid-19?”
Jim: “Oh yeah. I think it’s called the 2021 Texas Power Crises.”
Jim: “Oh yeah. I think it’s called the 2021 Texas Power Crises.”
by CheeseCakeFries April 14, 2021