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beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020
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KC Light

The power of the sun bolted to your truck, burning the eyes of everyone else on the road at 12:32pm last Friday. Very popular lights in off road culture.
I can see so far with my daylighter KC lights.

I want to make a Prius crash by blinding them with my KC Lights.
by Randomchao5 April 7, 2022
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Paul Light

Takes old man cock up his ass while noshin off his uncle
That bloke takes cock from the retirement home and sucks the smegma off his uncles cock, such a Paul Light
by Dave Light October 4, 2022
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Light Hook

A light hook is a person who attempts to save you from a relationship with a crazy bitch, but often fails.
Jake's like a light hook, don't go to him for relationship advice.
by kzth November 14, 2023
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trans light

Bud light bottle or can with LGBTQ+ promotional art
Let’s crack open some trans light with the boys/girls
by bvftsy5ygr June 15, 2023
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Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
by Bloxt July 28, 2017
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Red Light Kisses

An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!
Oh god! I owe my boyfriend like 100 red light kisses.
by VeggieDance April 8, 2025
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