Max

Max is the most extraordinary person in the world. His smile can make you forget all the dirt in the universe in a single second. He has a thousand different laughs, all for a specific moment and when you meet him and hear one, you're immediately addicted. He's the smartest guy and helps others daily, often forgetting his own health. He tends to think he's cocky and egoistical, yet it's just his mind playing tricks on him. His brushy eyebrows are adorable and he gives the best hugs in a single-person bed. He deserves love and attention, care and support and most importantly, lots of kisses.

'Hey, do you know Max?'
'Heck yes, he's my forever treasure, wanna meet him?'

by quiteanaveragegf August 13, 2022

max omara

huge dick, lovely balls, soft tip, very similar to an apex predator #maxomaradavisroad

oh ur dick is lovely, you have a max omara!

by avag33 August 23, 2021

max

max is a very ugly human being, he has the tinyest penis of all time. max thinks he is the funniest person out of his friends.

is that max?
i hate max
max thinks he is the best

by maxhater190 December 10, 2021

Max

Has a huge cock and is a huge chick magnet.

Max has the biggest cock.

by bnmmnbxzczxc October 20, 2021

Perform a Max

The act of sucking on another mans toe, strictly because you crave acceptance

I swear to god I’ll perform a Max just to feel loved

by ToeMax December 14, 2020

Max

The sexy man if u find you must date because he could shred you if he fucks you little pussy

Hey have you seen max he destroyed jasmine in the bed it was sooooo hot.

by Sexymax4335 November 24, 2021

Max

A manwhore who will sleep with just about any gender despite being a virgin and having a girlfriend. Personality is insufferable and is overall a pain in the ass in more ways than one. Everyone including yourself loves them and wants to be/is his friend.

God, Max is such a bitch. Can't wait to hang out with him later.

Stay away from Max, he slept with four people last night. Wish he would notice me...

by Mothica January 29, 2022