Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.

guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino

by not_viv October 14, 2018

Long

(of stocks, bonds, or other investments) bought ahead, expecting a future rise in price.

In fact, here is an example sentence using "long" in its investment meaning:
"The investor bought long a stock in hopes that the price of the stock would increase in the coming months."

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

You Have A Long Toungue

Saying things that you never intend on doing.

On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS

Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.

by AryanTheWordArtist January 28, 2019

LONG LYRICS BUSINESS

Tortuously slow experience when you'd rather be somewhere else

this is a long lyrics business

by comrade323 October 18, 2015

The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.

"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."

by Spidermin February 5, 2017

Long Boy

An at least 14 inch turd.

Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!

by Froggo boi January 22, 2022

Long range hole punch

A gun. Usually used when mentioning guns directly is non-desirable, e.g. when in the presence of potential government agents online.

I built a long range hole punch in my garage the other day.

by wonkire March 5, 2023