Chris

The most gangster person of all gangster people that even the Notorious BIG is named, Chris. The most caring and don’t give a fuck person there is. Chris doesn’t care of what people think about him and will always voice his opinion and do what’s right. Mess with Chris and he’ll choke you out.

Guy: Yo! What ever happened to Chris?

Dude: I dunno, but I heard he choked a motherfucker out!

by Stooopid77 November 23, 2021

Chris-Fist'em!

When Chris wont stop fisting himself and other dogs in his neighboorhood.

Ben: Yo what ever happened to Chris after school on friday?
Ryan: I think he was up all night playing "Chris-Fist'em!"

by JGGJR February 21, 2017

Chris

Chris is an asshole dick. An absolute fucking cunt with no friends. Everyone. Hates. Chris. Switches friend groups every day because people get tired of him so quick fucking cunt.

“Oh fuck it’s Chris...”
“Act like you don’t see him.”
Chris, “ Wassup pussy” *puts you in a headlock for no reason*

by BigBoo69 February 13, 2020

Chris

A guy that is always on your mind, he has abs, perfect hair, really funny, and is hella HOT. But he is toxic, he is a player and doesn't stick to one girl, if he does find a girl he cheats, he's a bad boy. Never trust him with ALL your heart.

Whoa CHRIS did what??!

by Wspppp November 15, 2018

Chris

A dude who will always flick you off and loves a girl named Meghan Stephens.

"Hey Chris!"
(Chris) "Fuck You!"

by screw you 123 February 27, 2019

Chris George’s

Chris George’s is the head master of edge town and emperor of goonville. Chris groons his still cum all over people and it has a sweet and sour taste like mango phonk. This causes them to get Balkan rage. Chris is also a short stumpy average gooner, and farther of the Costco guys. Not only does he goon in the chicken bake, but also Noah Cooley….

Chris George’s please goon in my mouth

by Poopy fart 123 November 19, 2024

Chris

Chris is a nice guy who is his own person loves the people around him and loves his girlfriend

. Nut don’t let Chris get to you because he’ll turn on you very quickly.

Girl 1 “what happend”
Girl 2 Chris cheated on me

Girl 3 oh really I didn’t know you guys were still together we’ve been talking for a while

by Urworstnightmare199 November 17, 2022