Christian Jr

Cutest man on earth, high pitch voice, but pulls the most girls out of him and his dad.

“Your so lucky you got with Christian Jr”
“I know isn’t he so hot”

by notchrisjr February 26, 2022

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Christian B

Christian B is normally a simp. This means he does anything to impress any girl, claims false things that happened between him and girls.

Christian B is always trying to impress girls.

by Large fat black Jew nigger January 10, 2020

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They STOLE Christianity, guys!

Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?

Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

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