the all-american rejects

A bunch of whinney little girls in what is meant to be some sort of indie-pop-boyband mixture. Overall, thier music seems to sounds like some sort of retarded siren, or banshee singing into a microphone with the screetches of whats seems like broken, distorted guitars and rythmic drumming that is at the level of a two year old infant, then all mixed together to form the infamous, worst band ever, The All-American Rejects.

Guy one: Oh my god, what is that sound?

Guy two: The new single from the All-American Rejects!!!

Guy one: It sounds like shit!

Guy two: I know!

by Toppsy Krettz July 13, 2009

American Darth Vader

Just like Luke skywalker had to face the facts with his dad being darth vader in star wars. The reincarnation of ishmael, aka Ish the fish, or SS Syrian Stallion, from the biblical story under Abraham comes back to tell the truth, had sex with Sarah and made Isaac. thus, as Isaac is the father of the Jews, and Ishmael is the father of the Arabs, therefore Ishmael is the father of Isaac. Abe is the grandfather.

This dude named Suleiman Sami azar calls himself the American Darth Vader, few of other names too, and Im sure people call him a few., but these are the days of truth and let every human being transition into a sweet butterfly, fly butterfly fly. actual quote from Sam azar " ISSAC- This is Ishmael, I am your Fatherrrrrrrr"

by sambo sami suleiman azar October 23, 2022

American dream paradox

A harsh reality that many people come to the United States in order to start over and live a better life by having freedom, social equality, better education, and money, but yet for most people who come to this country, this dream will be impossible to completely achieve until several generations later, assuming they have a family with children, because of limited resource access and education, poor understanding of the social norms that most people in America actually follow, and distrust of immigrants in some parts of the country.

Pema and her family moved to America from Nicaragua in the hopes of starting over and help her children live better lives than what they had in their homeland, but they found it was exceedingly difficult to live in the U.S. because of the differences of America’s social norms compared to Nicaragua’s social norms and difficulty getting a job and finding decent housing. They are experiencing the American dream paradox.

by Vanguard 1998 September 11, 2021

The Franco-American Offensive

Putting aside all differences in order to pool resources and attack the British

David: "I was down the pub last night and saw an American and a Frenchman having a brawl."
Mikey: "So what'd you do?"
David: "Well I tried to break it up but they beat the shit out of me instead."
Mikey: "Ah, you're a victim of The Franco-American Offensive."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

American John smith

John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.

American john smith is amazing.

by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022

American Fire Extinguisher

N) The act of depositing melted dark chocolate into a females vagina, and putting whipped cream into her asshole. The female should then squirt out of both holes, having the dark chocolate represent oil, and the whipped cream represent Co2. This act can only be performed on Independance Day, with a cubic fuckton of fireworks in the background.

Billy: Damn, after giving Sally the Alligator Fuckhouse, I made her perform the American Fire Extinguisher. She was moaning for days!

by Rimmy Tim August 13, 2017

American werewolf in london

One of the best werewolf horror movies in the 80s

Person 1: Hey did you ever watch american werewolf in london
Person 2: oh crap i almost shit my pants from the transformation

by Rayman999 October 18, 2021