jacob hit

the weakest/pussiest hit of all time in rocket league😎

guy: yo jacob hit the ball
jacob: *hits the ball and goes nowhere*
guy: bro ur cheeks that was a jacob hit dawg

by Syren760 January 25, 2020

Jacob

A FUCKING ANIMAL he will crack your skull open

Dont fuck with Jacob

by anonymous February 22, 2022

Jacob

The 27th letter of the alphabet

Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!

by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019

Jacob

A person who likes coding and kids.

"Oh, it's that Jacob guy!"
"Ewww.. Doesn't he like kids!?"

by driftsdrafts July 13, 2025

jacob

jacob likes midget porn and loves sexual tension between him and his animals.

jacob loves having sex with balloons.

by Best Side Name October 16, 2019

Jacob

a guy who is the most cutest boy you will ever meet. however he can act extremely hot and serious at times. he usually has dark brown hair with dark eyes. he can also be quite joking. when he smiles your heart just melts and makes you wanna cry. his the best guy ever

girl: jacob is the cutest boy ever you will ever meet

by jk5642746 January 15, 2018

Jacobed

verb: the act of jumping one's titan in lieu of bridging by mistake in past tense.

I jacobed.

by Levarris August 15, 2019