Stink socks

Any socks worn by Jack Savage

Alice: Oh man are those the smelliest socks in the world!?

Nicole: no… they’re worse… they’re stink socks!

by Nvcs1 October 14, 2025

Sock Wedgy

The annoying moment when the back of your sock comes off your heel as the day goes on and you have to fix it.

Mary: What are you doing down there?
Jane: Sorry! I have a sock wedgy!

by Giraffarig August 16, 2011

sock shooing

Sock shooing is when you chase a sock around the room naked with jam on your nipples

Jerry stop sock shooing you're wasting all the fucking jam

by Poopflinger January 14, 2015

sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.

Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!

by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017

Support Sock

The sock someone with a micropenis uses to make themselves look better endowed.

"Oh man, I can't wear a speedo! I forgot my support sock!!!!"

by Nunyabizynas March 5, 2019

Wet sock lover

Someone who enjoys the feeling of wearing wet socks.

Greg is a wet sock lover.

by Larry_n March 25, 2022

Gooey Sock

Something every male should know about.

1: "Aye mayne, yo bitch hit me wit yo gooey sock!"

by Jody99 April 12, 2015