Sam is a crazy person and a great and caring friend. She will always look out for you and make sure you are ok. She is trustworthy and supportive. She will always try to embarrass you in a loving way and be the crackhead of the friend group
Love you Samantha ❤️
Love you Samantha ❤️
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Guy 1- Hey did you feel that
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Man 1-I was a 3 inch pinch. But for some reason I heard what sounded like bongo drums and saw his shining silhouette of an angle. my dick gre 9 inches I'm working as a porn star.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Sam mug.crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis
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Get the Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis mug.people named sam are annoying little brats that need to get a life. they are always squeeky rats that do everything they can to annoy you so much you want to punch them. sams never wash and you can smell them from a mile away.
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THE communal hoe.
The artsy type but still a HOE.
OUR communal hoe.
The responsible older brother.
THE communal hoe.
The artsy type but still a HOE.
OUR communal hoe.
The responsible older brother.
"This is sam, he is a hoe, but most importantly he is OUR hoe." :)
"sam is good at art, he must be our hoe."
"sam is good at art, he must be our hoe."
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Get the Sam mug.Sam. What a guy. He is the kindest, sweetest, most gentle soul you know. Yet at the same time, can get through a thing and come out perfect on the other side. He is trustworthy, and won't back stab you. He is kind, yet mean( in the sense that he teases you). Super funny, makes dad jokes, and has a good sense of humor. He usually has brown hair and lighter colored eyes. He is super chill, yet will defend you in any situation even if you are wrong. He is the best freind you could ask for. He loves animals, and gets all the girls. Has a love/hate relationship with school, and is popular. He knows everyone and knows exactly how to make you smile, even on your darkest days. If you ever meet a Sam, hold tight and don't let go!
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