One-Handed Sack Basket

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.

Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

grapple-sack

A long, pendulous scrotal sack that can wrap itself around objects and thereby move them. A kind of gonadal bolas.

Sometimes when I stand up after taking a shit, my grapple-sack snags the toilet seat and lifts it up.

by Leonardo Givenchy October 3, 2022

sacked

to have one's cohojones tied to a sycamore tree, as one's life force is sucked out of thee.

Man, did you hear Oscar dropped out of school?
Seriously? If I had the audacity to attempt that my parents would've sacked me, no questions asked.

by gnagster45671 March 29, 2023

trap sack

A trap sack is basically a bag of some sort that holds everything you’re not supposed to have

I got caught up with the feds and had my girl hide my trap sack.

by Bunny_ReapR July 9, 2025

Sack

An expression conveying disagreement

*doorbell rings*
Anthony: Shotgun not getting the door
Sabyn: Sack bro, surely not

by Uncle Shmal November 25, 2024

shame sacks

Metaphorical repositories where you store your humiliation.

The man hid his ignominy well, deep inside his shame sacks.

by hashtagsinger September 22, 2016

Hot Sack

Emergency shitting into a plastic grocery sack. Drop pants, bend over, and try to catch your shit in the hot sack. Pull the sack handles to your hips and shoot. Possible deviation would be a double bagger for spray and pray moments.

With no exit in sight, I had to pull over on the highway and hot sack it after that gas station burrito.

by Hellraiser2 December 28, 2023