Samantha is a girl who usually copies her friends, and wants to be better than who she is. She tends to try to make herself more interesting by lying. She uses her friends for money, and gossips about them whenever she can. She always brings up her friends in every conversation she can in a negative way, she is pretty and nice but a snake. She steals money, jewelry, jokes, and clothes. She twists words into bad ways. She wants to ruins people’s lives and reputations. She likes to do this to the people she knows and likes best. Do not be a friend with a Sam, unless you know she never lies.
???: I’ve told you to stop lying, or else i won’t be your friend anymore
Sam: ok, i promise
the next day.
friend 1: Sam is starting to tell me horrible stuff about you
friend 2: Hey, *friend 1’s name* get away from him/her! She’s a terrible person!
???: but that isn’t true!!
friend 2: well Sam would never lie to us!!! I’m gonna tell everybody to not be your friend! you heartless brat!!
Sam: ok, i promise
the next day.
friend 1: Sam is starting to tell me horrible stuff about you
friend 2: Hey, *friend 1’s name* get away from him/her! She’s a terrible person!
???: but that isn’t true!!
friend 2: well Sam would never lie to us!!! I’m gonna tell everybody to not be your friend! you heartless brat!!
by JamieGorl27 October 27, 2019
Get the Sammug. an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years.He is particularly noted for his work on the modern Oreo cookie. Porcello held five patents directly related to the Oreo.
Sam Porcello joined Nabisco's research and development department, which develops new lines of snacks.
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
Get the Sam Porcellomug. The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.
by Rusty767 January 1, 2025
Get the sam fallacymug. man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.
woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker
woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker
by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022
Get the Sam "Stumpy" Shoemakemug. Person 1: " Look at them, they look like they should be in a boxing ring, not a library. "
Person 2: " Must be a Sam. "
Person 2: " Must be a Sam. "
by ryguy260505 December 29, 2020
Get the Sammug. When a sams becomes so enraged normally from being called out, during this rage they typically injure themselves and beat women
by Sams Slayer June 17, 2021
Get the sams ragemug.