retard

a fortnite/gacha kid who wont shut the fuck up about their game

hey retard shut the fuck up

by freenootles January 19, 2021

National retard hour

From 5:30- 6:30 is when you and a group of friends act and dumb as possible for an hour straight.

Yo, it’s national retard hour!

by Linguinegabe November 30, 2020

retard

harry

‘babies float in space before they’re born, they’re dead.’
retard is harry

by lolololoololoñooñ July 1, 2018

retarded

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that person is retarded

by DinoLG October 3, 2023

retard wrednesday

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.

June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.

by rosemarylong June 2, 2010

Retard

A very stupid person

Walker is soo fucking retarded

by Nonononi November 16, 2021

Retard

Person who thinks it would be a great idea to inject Lysol to eliminate the COVID-19 virus.

Man: "I've seen Lysol kill the virus in a minute, maybe we could inject something like that."
Woman: "You're a retard."

by Charlfever April 24, 2020