poop sock

Sock worn over a male's genitalia that he then uses to give anal(to a male or female) this usually renders the sock covered in feces that is quite difficult to get out

Bruh, I can't wear that sock, it's my poop sock!

by rosa parks's taint-hole January 8, 2019

poop chandeleir

when one has an execive amount of ass pubes and he poops and it sticks to his hair, resemling a poop chandaleir

give me a roll of charmin ultra soft, ive gotta poop chandeleir on the ay

by byron and nick June 29, 2009

poop phone

When your phone is dropped in the toilet after taking a shit and the phone is still operable.

Somebody called me while I was drunk on the toilet after taking a shit. Needless to say, I fumbled it and it's now a poop phone.

by starlux March 6, 2009

poop hypnosis

when your mesmerized by the smell and sound of others pooping

lee had total poop hypnosis while visiting his friend ronni, he couldn't move from the outside of the bathroom door.

by nnylrehteah January 18, 2009

Poop Swoop

When a buddy named Mason, swipes an iowa students poop as it dangles out of the poop chute. It is a rather risky task.

Dude that fratbrochill just pulled off the poop swoop, what a brave man!!!

by Kasbrochilligans June 1, 2012

Mean Poop

A poop that is mean

Someone: Sophia, why are you such a mean poop?
Sophia: Idk.

by Sugardoodles June 6, 2018

Grandfather Poops

The hot, uncontrollable poops you have the day after a long night of drinking.

That large consumption of Jack Daniels last night gave me the grandfather poops. It's hard for me to sit down after that one.

by ggntjs September 10, 2009