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Fantasy Pooping

The act of updating/checking your Fantasy football team while pooping.
David added Steve Smith to his lineup while fantasy pooping yesterday.
by JiggaMan321 September 27, 2010
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poop phone

When your phone is dropped in the toilet after taking a shit and the phone is still operable.
Somebody called me while I was drunk on the toilet after taking a shit. Needless to say, I fumbled it and it's now a poop phone.
by starlux March 6, 2009
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Poop Swoop

When a buddy named Mason, swipes an iowa students poop as it dangles out of the poop chute. It is a rather risky task.
Dude that fratbrochill just pulled off the poop swoop, what a brave man!!!
by Kasbrochilligans June 1, 2012
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Grandfather Poops

The hot, uncontrollable poops you have the day after a long night of drinking.
That large consumption of Jack Daniels last night gave me the grandfather poops. It's hard for me to sit down after that one.
by ggntjs September 10, 2009
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Mean Poop

Someone: Sophia, why are you such a mean poop?
Sophia: Idk.
by Sugardoodles June 6, 2018
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poop-a-loop

something to say to fill in the awkward silence when u dont want to talk to the person talking to you.
Man: how was your day?
Woman: poop-a-loop (shrug)
Man: true
by cahills sunrise April 13, 2008
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poop cavern

(noun). a poop cavern is the subsequent result of expelling feces from your rectum and then minutes later, having finished your initial poop, the need to expel more poop arises.

the 'cavern' effect proceeds after the initial poop, such that you experience a reoccurred in your desire to poop. this second need to expel waste material must come by complete surprise, as intentional poop caverning would undermine the whole unexpected quality that makes it worth noting in the first place.

the term cavern is used because of the similarity between this two step pooping method and how a cavern, filled with a material, would react once said material was emptied. you first poop, releasing all the loose material in the cavern (your bowels), then the roof of the cavern 'collapses' (your bowels contract) after you thought it was empty.
"well I first took a shit, wiped and got up. thinking I was finished I left the washroom to its own devices only to discover, moments later, that I must shit again. I thought I was all done in there but it turns out it was just a 'poop cavern'.
by Dickolas October 17, 2010
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