Sarah's Penis

A penis large enough to block out the sun. Causing a total eclipse.

Jupiter is smaller than a Sarah's Penis!

by Dabe July 16, 2008

penis nigger

when your friend is an ass

You:"Stop being a penis nigger"

by USsr188486 May 20, 2019

Penis Sanctum

A Penis Sanctum is a reference to a gay mans bedroom.

"Freddy, after a long night of partying, brought Josh back to his Penis Sanctum"

by Zak Heath August 3, 2007

Gwens penis

Gwens penis is 72” big so you can suck it

Caius: hey did you hear about gwens penis?
Henry: yea! You gonna ride it?
Caius: already did it was like a rollercoaster!

by I suck dick on the daily April 14, 2020

penis pilgrim

1. One who explores for penis'.

2. A homosexual male.

Jane: I need some penis.
Jack: Youre such a penis pilgrim.

by Jeremy Little December 23, 2008

Penis snuggling

When your girlfriend snuggles up to you with the sole purpose of fondling your penis.

Man says"Mickey what are you doing I'm trying to go to sleep" as his girlfriend snuggles up to him and gives him a reach around. Girlfriend says "I'm penis snuggling babe trying to get lucky."

by Mickey Roonie October 26, 2011

token penis

The one male in a group of females. Usually the male has to do tasks the females don't wish to or are unable to do.

Tom was the token penis at our card game and had to get on the ladder to change the lightbulb.

by arktikwife April 24, 2011