Monster

Look under your bed. If u dont see one, you are weird

Monster under my bed

Your mom is a monster

by Guy83747378w September 2, 2020

monster drinker

a gay kid in my class that drinks 100 monster energy drinks in a minute

yo ur a the biggest monster drinker in 100000000000000000 miles

by that one guy69 420 September 18, 2020

the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.

Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.

by JJs19 September 21, 2020

Butthole Monster

When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days

Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!

Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon

by Willyg6353 September 23, 2020

Monster

Prison slang for aids (H.I.V)

Kyle : Adam got the monster

Bill : damn

by 👉🏽👈🏽 September 25, 2020

popular monster

It obliterates you, disintegrates you, annihilates you when you are about to break down. Often replaced by "Jugular Hamster" , "Binocular Master" , Tubular Pornstar" and so on.

Stranger: Are you a Popular, Popular Monster?
Popular Monster: I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer.

by zsirsiraly October 1, 2020

Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020