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National Monster Day 

Everyday is national Monster Day so drink a monster and if you don't have a collection of Monsters in your room you cant celebrate this day
I have so many Monsters in my room i can celebrate National Monster Day

Jäger Monster

A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!
I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!

Diamond Monster 

a furry who likes to make fursonas with colors in the primary color scheme of the fur, mainly turquoise or cyan, as those are colors associated with diamonds
Person 1: I am the flashlight god and the diamond monster of this discord server!
person 2: What?
Diamond Monster by mmmmm momke March 30, 2021

Cunnie monster 

A guy / girl that feeds on pussy
Jon is a real cunnie monster
Cunnie monster by Cocknose April 18, 2021

Virgin Monster 

A creepy stalker who wants to rape women just to lose his virginity. Another word for this meaning is "pervert." No wonder why women won't date these men. Keep it up, ladies! Ditch those bad boys!
Girl: Ew, I just saw a virgin monster. Best to avoid dating him.

Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
Virgin Monster by TechUser93 June 5, 2021

Aid monster 

Someone who is trying to give you aids
Yo I'm getting chased by a aid monster
Aid monster by Yo dad gay June 10, 2021