Monkey Tail

An extreme version of the turtle head where the need to shit is absolutely immediate.

Get out out of the way right now! I'm monkey tailing and I've only got ten more seconds! turtle head shit prairie dog

by BrightGreenJamus November 29, 2014

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potato monkey

A combination between a potato and a monkey. Used to indicate ridiculous things that don't make any sense.

Friend: Do you think a donkey can run faster than a cheetah when the donkey is chased by a snake?
Me: What?! I don't even think it can run faster than a potato monkey

by onemonkeyisnottwomonkeys November 24, 2016

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Wrench monkey

Someone who likes getting elbow deep in moto oil and only work on classic muscle cars

Mac was a wrench monkey, he spent 3 months fixing a 69 camaro for his dad.

by Chris teach math March 30, 2017

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Monkey Stump

The base of your spine where your monkey tail would have been before you evolved.

I just broke my monkey stump when skateboarding

by Monkee mischief March 1, 2011

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its a picture of a monkey and u can design it and sell it its literally a fucking pfp and shitheads buy it for like 1000 dollars instead of just saving the image heres what to do right click the picture save image or if u dont wanna be cald copy cat copy the image change one pixel and now its yours.

heres an example bitches. random shithead: *sells golen monkey nft a.k.a pfp* random fucker: OMG A GOLEN MONKEY NFT IAM A SHITHEAD SO ILL BUY IT EVEN IF ITS 1000 DOLLARS INSTEAD OF SAVING THE IMAGE OR RIGHT CLICKING THE IMAGE AND COPY IT. if you dont understand or hate me for this i dont care so fuck you.

by mentallyEru December 11, 2021

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