max zajdel

max is the best boy on the planet earth, he's adorable, cool and listening to him talking about banana fish at 3 am is better than anything. we don't talk much right now, but i still appreciate that he was always there for me! he's an awesome friend, he's funny AND he loves omori! unbelieveable! i've finally found the perfect boy i've waited my whole life for! we love max zajdel very much<3

when i say "not all men" i mean max zajdel, he's the best! i love him very much

by rin<3 November 20, 2021

Max

Max is the type of boy that can’t actually drive legally even though he still drives and it bothers him when girls wear hats when they don’t usually wear hats. He also thinks he’s funny when he makes jokes

Did you see what that boy did he’s such a max

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Max

A man with balls so big they sag when you are handy with them

Stop acting like a max

by My dick is as big as your cat March 10, 2022

Max

What is a Max?
A stupid ranga.
Things he gets bitches and is a playa but he's probably only talked to that person once in their lifetime.
And is also a gaming virgin, goes to school to then complain of a headache to then get brought back home and just starts playing games like the soulless being he is.

(Person): OHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORDDDDD, ITS FUCKING MAX

by Pablito Pizza March 13, 2022

Max

Max has a huge penis! He gets all the girls with a huge dick!

Alan: “Is that max over there?”
Alexis: “I heard he gets all the girls and has a huge dick!”

by Hsjahah March 14, 2022

Max

Max Is An Extremely Athletic Guy Who's Good At Whatever He Sets His Mind To. You Never Now If He Likes Or Dislikes You. Max Is A Guy Who You Will Be Lucky To Have Because He Only Let's People He Really Cares And Loves Into His Life.

Max is very athletic

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Max Moir

Having a big dick with everyone else being unaware. Tends to be muscular in the upper body

He's a bit of a Max Moir isn't he?

by brickhead the fourth March 19, 2022