How to make your parents proud

You probably just made your parents upset or mad and searched this up just so you don't feel disappointed anymore, I feel ya.

My dad just yelled at me for "breaking" a trumpet so I searched "how to make your parents proud" into the urban dictionary.

by 2021AA January 16, 2021

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Masturbation will make you go blind

Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.

Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind

by Yourwrongangel November 04, 2020

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national make out with female day

national make out with female day falls on May 21-22

tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out day! i’m going to get my tongue ready! tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out with female day! i’m going to get my tongue ready!

by deidara uchiha May 21, 2021

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