Sam and max

A underground comic mad by Steve Purcell about a gay dog(sam) and a lagomorph(rabbit) named max

Me :I love Sam and max

Joe mama:it's alright

by Bing soy testical April 9, 2024

flesh maxing

The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket

Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!

by anonymous January 26, 2025

Max

Thot

Ryan: Did you see max?
Elijah: what an actual thot
Naoh: Lol i got his phone

by crackheadbill July 17, 2018

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.

"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Max

Nerdy ahh Dnd kid who reads the Communist manifesto because he has no hobbies

Max finished watching the dnd movie and liked it fsr

by SHAZAP November 3, 2023

Max

Max is a very lovable person. will most likely find their true love at a young age and will find school rough. They are matched well with most normally matched well with girls named Ruby. They are cocky and have high self-esteem, however, is always used in a good way to make people smile. Max's are the type of people you should cherish if you have been blessed enough to have known or met a Max in your life. When Max starts to become flirty they have found the person they want to be with. most of the time Max's have a hard time trusting people but when they trust someone they get very easily attached. They have attachment issues. When they find someone and open up to that person their entire life has been steered towards that person. All your thoughts are channelled towards that person. However, when someone thing hurts you emotionally it takes a while for you to bounce back. Max's are always genuine and are always meaning the best by their actions.

Max meets a girl
Smirky smile
Max: "Hey what's your name?"
Girl: "my name's Ruby"
Max: "Hey Ruby your very pretty"
Ruby: falls in love

by SLIDIE CARS November 24, 2021