Woodpecker lips

Quite possibly the hardest thing on the planet.

I tried to drill into that concrete, but couldn't. That old stuff is harder than woodpecker lips!

by Rhino43050 August 26, 2024

schnitzel lips

Someone with funny lips

Shut up schnitzel lips

by Padgeline May 23, 2016

Lip Tea

Chew Spit

Dude your coke bottles full of lip tea!

by Reverend Whitechocolate N. May 5, 2009

ridge lips

When a girl sucks your dick for so long she develops ridges on the inside of her lips
jessica:Dang mario!I sucked Chris' dick for so long I got ridge lips!
Mario:Chris is a lucky mother fucker!

Jess:Dang Mario!I sucked Chris'dick for so long I have ridge lips!
Mario:Chris is a lucky mother fucker!

by kkkallday June 1, 2015

monkey minky lips

when a girl has a thicker mustache then your penis !

OH FUCK, she got monkey minky lips with that doo wop.

by Super Harry Ballsacpenisvagina March 12, 2011

sizzle lips

Edible massage lotion that heats up when you blow on it. Massage it into a small area of the body, blow on it to get warm and then kiss lick it all off! The more you rub it in, the warmer it feels.

Yo come put the sizzle lips on and blow me till I burn

by The_Hamburglar September 1, 2017

smokers lip

When you get a blowjob from a prostitute.

"Damn! That hooker gave me one good smokers lip"

by Pizzaguy123 February 13, 2017