by Joey guzzle June 19, 2021
Get the John bologna mug.Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.
Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.
by Buttaflymuffin November 7, 2017
Get the Teddy John mug.An extraordinary man with the most lovely eyes, a wonderful grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always sweet, and ticklish. He has great soul, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, cute, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.
by novelluver October 22, 2013
Get the john devon mug.He is the embodiment of the game itself. He is always watching out for his sons and daughters of the Fortnite realm. He is married and living with Jack Crap.
Wow John Fortnite is such a daddy I love him! He watches me, cares for me, and buys me $19 Fortnite Cards.
by QuakBro June 15, 2023
Get the John Fortnite mug.Fine AF! Very shy.Has good looks.Is close to his friends so pretty much a small circle.He is soo sensitive but caring.Also Caquimbo is a Colombian last name.John is a hebrew name.is hella fine and has a big dick.
by ohyeahyeah123.123 April 5, 2019
Get the john caquimbo mug.A worthless waste of oxygen who wastes everyone’s time and energy. He is nothing but a burden to everyone around him. He contaminants the dirt he walks on. The true definition of human filth.
by Fucking embarrassment January 29, 2020
Get the John O’Neill mug.A person discovered by The Three Musketeers whose last name is 'mabe'. The phrase 'John Mabe' has the same meaning as 'mabe'.
by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022
Get the John Mabe mug.