Alpine Ice Slide

Taking a human bowl movement, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

I took a huge dump the other night and then gave my girlfriend an alpine ice slide.

by NeophyteMaster March 26, 2009

Ice cream cone

When you catch your cum in your foreskin like it’s a cup and make it like an ice cream cone

Dude Jessica totally ate my ice cream cone yesterday bro

by shekki February 05, 2021

tennessee ice storm

The act of dumping a bucket of ice-cold water on a girl while she orgasms in order to reassert your dominance in the relationship as the only one who gets to enjoy sex.

"Yeah, dude, my girlfriend was really horny the other night so after I got her all worked up I gave her a Tennessee Ice Storm! That shrew should be effectively tamed by now"

by Sooook it! December 11, 2013

Ice Cream Time

That special time of the day for, which is just for ice cream, but always seems to come at the most inappropriate times!

'Alex it's time for ice cream!'

'DAD GET OUT'

'ICE CREAM TIME!'

by Ian Watson August 19, 2011

brown ice cream

Ice cream that is supposed to be chocolate but tastes nothing at all like chocolate, its only similarity being the brown color. In other words, brown ice cream is fake chocolate ice cream.

Damn it! This isn't chocolate ice cream, this is brown ice cream! We might as well have got vanilla.

by slumbering December 23, 2008

Ice Cream Sammich

or ICS - female private part, pussy

I got her so hot her ice cream sammich melted.

by Nikki April 05, 2005

Cold as the ice age

Means that you're cold in the way that you've got balls, not that you are cold in the way of freezing. First said by Snoop Dogg in the song "My 6-4"

-So you think you have the balls to blast this fool?
-Sure, I'm cold as the ice age..

by Per fo'shizzle June 19, 2008