I'm sorry

You say this to your friends when you are about to kill them

Friend: why do you have a knife in your hand?
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not

by ImwastingtimeonUrbanDictionary April 10, 2023

I'm a narcissist

Conservatives are using student activist plants now.

Hym "Isn't it weird how conservatives only ever engage with the most emotional and least articulate proponents of the countervailing ideology? The 'I'm a narcissist' guy for example... Seemed fake. Looked fake. And Kirk argues against a pretty substantially nerfed strawman of an argument I made."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2024

I'm BABY

When an idiot can't determine their age:)

Harold: "Hey Charles you forgot to put the milk up"
Charles: "Well I'm BABY "
*Charles proceeds to be a pain and not put the milk up*

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

I'm A Car

ur horny but its just an easy way to say it

Ethan: fuck dude I'm a car shes too hot

by toby_innit August 30, 2021

I'm eighteen!

A song by Alice Cooper. Good song to listen to when you turn eighteen.

Turns eighteen: I'm eighteen!, and I don't know what I want!

by Avocado Toast ✰ November 6, 2018

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

I'm going to boogidy your woogidy inside of your toogidy

A general term or sentence for when you are shocked and angry and need a slang for a comeback. Could have differing meanings based on situations used.

"If you don't stop being cruel, I'm going to boogidy your woogidy inside of your toogidy!"

by SillyLittleSlangTerms April 4, 2025