Mitchell High School

Mitchell High School is located about 20 minutes south of Bedford North Lawrence, a thought it is significantly much better it is still a flea rotten, slutty douche bag oasis. The school's athletic programs are so poorly undercoached and over funded. The football team is filled with out of shape untalented twats. The basketball team cannot even comprehend the basics of dribbling or simply how to complete a layup. However every basketball player has hope's of "making the big leagues"; they most definitely will always sign your year book with their jersey number. The cheer squad might as well be a 6 month opened old can of anchovies. The baseball team is the poorest athletes to ever walk the halls. The coaches pick the starters of all teams simply on who kisses the most ass and their relation to the coach.

Bill: "Yo Steve where did you get your crotch lice?"
Steve: "I forgot to wash my hands after high fiving a girl that goes to Mitchell High School."

by Twatmuffin998818 June 3, 2018

Plum High School

A school full of fake ass people who are either druggies or people who skip all of their classes to vape like retards. Everyone in this school is so fucking full of themselves and acts like they're better than everyone else. All the kids are either racist, homophobic, or transphobic and are just redneck suburban brats. Thats not even the worst thing it's the fake fucking popular kids they all act like their lives are so special when in actuality their parents hate them and they bully kids who they deem as lower than them all and deserve to go to the boiler room of hell and get swallowed whole most of the people who go to Plum High School usually get into petty drama and tear each other apart over the littlest of things such as 20-dollar fruit sticks. I would not recommend going to Plum High School but if you do I'd suggest dropping out or killing yourself.

you go to "Plum High School" you need to be sent to an asylum.

by Plum prisoner0600 September 2, 2023

Highland High School

also known as Hoeland is a high school in Palmdale, CA. They have had the highest rate of sexually transmitted diseases in the Antelope Valley for as long as anyone can remember.

A: our football team is playing Highland High School on friday night.

B: you mean Hoeland. careful not to touch them....you'll get Chlamydia.

by rahzel shorter September 19, 2017

Meadowbrook High school

Medowbrook is a endz. This might just be the worst school in Jamaica, the only thing that even qualify it being a school is the amount of fish that attends this low tier institution. With their slow ass principle they're always behind.

Wow you go to Meadowbrook High school, you Must be a Faggot .

by Anonymoussssxxxyazx January 2, 2023

Bartlett High School

some school in the town of bartlett illinois in u-forty shit where the grades seem high but the students are higher. while a multitude of gangsters plague the school at first glance, don't be fooled, they're just crackhead dumbasses who think they're the shit from the "ghetto" village their high school is located in. finally just got their own fucking football field like 2 yrs ago instead of having to borrow from other schools in the area. typically overshadowed by their newer and more athletically successful neighbors, south elgin high school, made most notable by south elgin freshmen calling us "fartlett". however, while south elgin's academy simply teaches incoming poindexters how to use video cameras and become a valued part of the media, bartlett's S.T.E.M academy students either learn to develop and supply chemical methamphetamine to the rest of the school or build health-related and physical abominations in their workshops in their free time. although bartlett has its fair share of rich ass snobs and junkies, don't be fooled, their GPA is completely held up by the geeky ass engineers who spend 34 hours a day on quantum physics and their science fair projects. our principal is the only fucking soul in the entire building with school spirit, and believe me, whereever the hell he's getting his good, I wanna know.

and remember, we are bhs and we dream big, cock caw

Boy: Where do you go to school?
Girl: I go to Bartlett High School.
Boy: ha academy nerd! Least it's better than Larkin.
Girl: yeah yeah

by crunchycrispy June 4, 2021

florien high school

A school filled with cliques and you can’t do anything or be friends with people unless you have a certain last name. And then the people with the last name that get there way are incest and bullies. Honestly the girls are ugly with your bottle bleach hair and the boys are try bards with tiny dicks

Florien high school is shitty and filled with hateful people that fuck their cousins

by Lololikik September 9, 2021

Sylacauga High School

A place full of fuck boys, alcoholics, and preppy white boys.

Hoes are EVERYWHERE

Be careful where you walk because you might step on a snake

Don’t fuck with him. He goes to sylacauga high school.

by User42069 September 8, 2019