Colleen Ballinger’s (The actor who plays 2015 internet phenomenon, Miranda Sings) apology video title. “hi.” Is a video that was marketed to clear rumours and apologize for the messed up things she has done and the boundaries she has crossed as an influencer to her child fan base.
The apology video takes a turn when she whips out her ukulele and plays the same 4 chords to sing about the “Toxic gossip train” for 10 minutes and 19 seconds. during the song, she doesn’t mention the word “sorry”. In fact, the only person she feels sorry for is herself and blames her audience for “ruining Colleen’s life” and “stabbing her repeatedly, in her boney little back”, while adding touches of lighthearted humour, such as clearing up that “the only thing she has ever groomed is her two Persian cats” which doesn’t make her a groomer. It just makes her a loser. Her words, not mine.
She gaslights the audience into feeling bad for her when she sings “at least you had your fun” which is like why would you say that…or sing it. Like who told you this entire video was a good idea. Who told you it was a good idea to hit “post” on the long ass vid (which is over 8 mins long, so it’s getting monetized)
She closes the vid with the inspiring and insightful words “fuck me, right?”. This is sarcasm because she does not actually want her fan base to fuck her, even tho that’s kind of what the accusations were about in the first place.
Put down the ukulele, Colleen. Be so real.
The apology video takes a turn when she whips out her ukulele and plays the same 4 chords to sing about the “Toxic gossip train” for 10 minutes and 19 seconds. during the song, she doesn’t mention the word “sorry”. In fact, the only person she feels sorry for is herself and blames her audience for “ruining Colleen’s life” and “stabbing her repeatedly, in her boney little back”, while adding touches of lighthearted humour, such as clearing up that “the only thing she has ever groomed is her two Persian cats” which doesn’t make her a groomer. It just makes her a loser. Her words, not mine.
She gaslights the audience into feeling bad for her when she sings “at least you had your fun” which is like why would you say that…or sing it. Like who told you this entire video was a good idea. Who told you it was a good idea to hit “post” on the long ass vid (which is over 8 mins long, so it’s getting monetized)
She closes the vid with the inspiring and insightful words “fuck me, right?”. This is sarcasm because she does not actually want her fan base to fuck her, even tho that’s kind of what the accusations were about in the first place.
Put down the ukulele, Colleen. Be so real.
Person A: Did you see “hi.”?
Person B: Yeah omg that vid was so bad like how did she think that was a good idea??
Person A: Idk but I alr know she’s taking an internet hiatus
Person B: Yeah omg that vid was so bad like how did she think that was a good idea??
Person A: Idk but I alr know she’s taking an internet hiatus
by Brussel sprout enthusiast June 30, 2023
Get the Himug. Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made him so erect he finds any warm pocket to stick it in and splatter
by Someone1254 April 28, 2025
Get the Chucking his muck into a pastymug. by Viking boi September 24, 2019
Get the Himug. you looked up hi because you're lonely and want someone to say hi back when you click on the speaker next to the word
by anonymous October 1, 2018
Get the Himug. This is when this guy named patrick comes up to you and hires his dentist to chew off your feet, or just shove them into a dog bowl for a few hours.
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by Mr. Crosy May 19, 2016
Get the philbert and his cavity manmug. by mlucille July 25, 2024
Get the pochicha himug.