french lobotomy

When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.

Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.

by SpaceQueen222 January 23, 2019

French Helmsman

A sexual act in which a person uses grabs your penis and you use there arms to stimulate the shaft.

That swarthy gentleman allowed me to show him the French Helmsman last night! Twas splendid!

Ouch! You need to work on your French Helmsman!

by Big McLarge-Huge123 January 2, 2022

French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 5, 2018

French victory

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.

“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”

by Virum_Vixen July 12, 2023

French Dogsitting

When you’re watching somebody else’s dog and you suddenly get the sexual desire to lather up your dick in peanut butter and proceed to stuff doggy biscuits in your ass in hopes of the dog giving you some free ass eatin’ that wouldent be available anywhere else.

Me and Nancy’s dogs got down and dirty with some French dogsitting since the cable was out.

by TheGayCabinet June 21, 2018

French bath

To wash your dick in the sink.

Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.

by dželat September 14, 2023

French Suicide

Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour

Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.

by Biggymeowgoose August 15, 2018